Thursday, August 8, 2013

BE THE WOMAN

Be the woman you want your daughter to be. Be the woman you want your son to date. Be classy, anything but trashy. (compliments of So Damn True @sayingsforgirls)

Changing A Man: “A moment in the life excerpt.”

“Yes, you may think I’m in the circle of the “Other” guy, the guy you can’t marry. I completely understand that because I put myself there. I’m good at it. I’ve been there my whole life. But now, I’m at the edge of that circle working my out...and that’s because of you. You’re the first woman that has inspired me to get out of that circle. To face some fears. To be not the other guy, but rather a better man. Your man. And I know, through my own doing and other forces of insecurities, I’ve created that circle, afraid to end the movie and start a life with the one I love. I know that when I do break out of that circle there’s a great chance that you would already be married and if so, that’s my fault. But I’m working hard to break through, for you...”
Love: Resentment or Cheese?

I saw a young couple at Ralphs. It’s freaking hilarious and sad to watch couples shop for groceries. Have you ever? I can tell how long they’ve been together and what’s going on in their relationship just by how they decide which cheese to buy. They are so rude and disrespectful to one another, aren’t they? They bicker and make a federal case out of anything, even something so simple as cheese. It’s just cheese people. The difference between cheddar and jack does not require a hostile exchange of desperate one-upping and sarcastic one-liners, disrespectful criticism that have nothing to do with dairy. But I get it. It’s not about the cheese is it? It’s about what he or she did two months ago that was completely offensive and never resolved. If only they had the skills to communicate and resolve those issues, they would realize that resentment is not cheddar cheese.

Monday, May 6, 2013

WOMEN WORK FAST

Overheard young lady tell her friend the bartender "Hi I'm meeting my date here" Bartender: " Wait where's your boyfriend?"
Young lady: "We just broke up"
Wow she works fast...

Friday, May 3, 2013

BREAST IMPLANTS

For those Ladies who have them...thank Dr. Vincenz Czerny for doing the first breast implant in 1895... This is your man!

Sunday, April 21, 2013

TEXT THIS PEOPLE!

Psychologists and scientists say that human communication is 90% body language, facial expressions, and non-verbal ques.  7% is actual words.  Just think how much you're missing and not saying if you choose to communicate via text.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Sunday, April 14, 2013

FIGHT FOR UR WOMAN!

Gentlemen, Fight for the woman you want in every way, but if the fight is continuously orchestrated by the one you are fighting for than she is not worth the fight...<3

Sunday, April 7, 2013

LEARN FROM SPERM

Ladies (and gentlemen) the next time you feel down, unaccomplished, or not special just remember that out of millions of sperm YOU fought through and made it to the egg. Then you survived 9 months in the womb, then the many years on this hectic earth until your current age. That's a huge accomplishment and that makes you pretty darn special...

WHO NEEDS A MAN?

A perfect woman for a man truly believes she doesn't need one, but can care for one in all-ways...

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Saturday, February 9, 2013

LOOKS GOOD ON YOU...

"Ladies... humility, sincerity, and sweetness, looks so beautiful on you" - All Guys Everywhere

Monday, January 14, 2013

YOU MAKE IT REAL


To the brothers, sometimes expressing yourself is macho.  She's out there!