CHEATING!

CHEATING

I spent two hours over drinks with several respected men talking about their experience being the “other guy”  and having had sex with married women or women with boyfriends.  Yes, I had stories myself to contribute that I’m not proud of. I even wrote a monologue in my play LOVE LETTERS TO WOMEN, called Girls NIght Out, where, well you know I describe what I did with a married women when she was out with her girlfriends and how I felt about it.  I just have to say, it was all the erotic sexual scrap you can imagine, and all the guilt and shame you would suspect. It’s awful no matter what side you’re on if you’re a decent person.   At some point I realized some of the men there tonight at the table started to feel a sense of sadness. Or perhaps disappointment and shame when the reality set in. Hope and security suddenly became threatened to them as they shared their stories and imagined their future or current wives.  Yes, women are people too.  Yes, men and women both cheat. It’s not a gender thing, I feel it’s a character thing.  And for some of my male friends it’s a human thing.  I still haven’t subscribed to that human thing yet. I believe it’s a character thing. I feel there’s no need to cheat. As my sisters have always told me... just break up with the person you are willing to cheat on.  Save your soul, self-respect, and be kind to the person you claimed to love for so long for whom you find yourself “out of love”.  Just leave before you dive into another man’s bed. It will enhance your life and your mates. Believe me.  But I guess for some people it’s easier said than done. Many un-evolved people (yeah i said it) try and have their cake and eat it too. But Cake is fattening, yeah it can taste good, but has no nutritional value, and most people pass on a slice.. leaving always a cake that’s half eaten becoming stale and old and well, nasty.
I’ve learned my lesson many years go...and I hope I can detect those cake eaters from the one’s who want to bake.

If you’re interested in hearing the steamy details of real life cheating stories... just ask and I and my male and female friends have agreed to share on Facebook and on my blog mylifewithgirls.com.  I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s therapy for them. But all you have to do is ask. And they’ll share.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT (Food and Females)

Wow, women truly LOVE food.  It's amazing.  To them It's an experience, an outing, a full-on pleasure event.  They look forward to it and get ready when they go out to eat. Watching them eat something delicious is close to porn, with their moans and “mmms,” and licking of the lips.  They even take pictures of the food and post them on facebook. They even add a one-liner describing how that Cheesecake or Enchiladas made them feel and how much they love what they just ingested and allowed into their bodies.  I'm jealous of food....;)

ON "TOP" OF GIRLS

I used to call my T-Shirt a “Top.” As a boy, that was so embarrassing.

When I was in seventh grade, I was hanging out with a bunch of boys and I spilled some soda on my T-Shirt. However the words that came out of my mouth were “Oh shoot I spilled some soda on my TOP” The boys looked at me funny. One corrected me, “Your T-Shirt?” Thank god they were clueless about women in general and especially the terminology used for articles of clothing. Since then, I knew I was growing up with girls… and that girls had a whole different vocabulary than I. I was just a boy trying to figure out what the heck was going on… Lesson: Know your audience. :)

Love Quote...

"I see Your Beauty...and I want to be your Man."

THINK LIKE A WOMAN

After living with 5 sisters, you'd think I can write a book called "Think Like A Woman" a counterpart to "Think Like A Man," but the mind of the woman is still unknown... even by most women. (JK)